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grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.

I am a bad person. I am a disease. I am poison, I am toxic. I ruin every good thing that happens to me. I push people away. I seem fine from a distance, but once people actually spend any considerable amount of time around me, they realize just how awful,

For the longest time I thought that feeling less with every break up is a bad thing. As if I just get dulled down, “used to the pain”. I thought that I was just becoming more empty with every tragic or sad thing that happens to me.But that’s not

uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

My voice hurts cuz I had to sing tonight and I hadn’t done that in moooonthsBut good things, good things! (Personal positivity and nice things that happened to me tonight ahead)For many months now I came down from feeling like hot shit, down to

ahueonaosuperlative: this how you dance to dubstep XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD she’s the best thing that happened to me today

nondeadnative: matariel: this is the funniest thing in the world THIS MADE MY DAY LOL CUZ THIS SHIT LITERALLY HAPPAEND TO ME LIKE 2 weeks ago carpooling with a bunch of ndns Lolololoolol

awwww-cute: the best thing that happened to me this year

“You see I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

“You see I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

One of the most frustrating things that happens to me is when fans try to argue with me about who I’ve shot with as if they somehow know this better than I do. Like: Fan: I loved your stuff on Firm Hand! Those were great videos! Me: You must be

grilledgym: khaleesimemaybe:I’ve never see a more accurate depiction of a drunk person.second gif is the exact thing that happened to me once.

What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?

gingerhaze: I’m worried the same thing will happen to me if I watch it even though I don’t like werewolf things and I have never liked werewolf things and I don’t see any reason I would like it I told that to a friend and he said “but there’s

squidgybuttblog: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN

anthonycrowley: funniest thing that happened to me this week was when my entire family drove past a starbucks in order to look for a dunkin donuts that may or may not have been there like the true new england stereotypes we all are

So, Leonard locked me out of the house the other night. My first thought was “I’m going to make a comic of this”, which shows you where my priorities are.

Obtained these achievements for Mass Effect 2 today. Insanity wasn’t nearly as difficult as I expected it to be, but I’m still proud to have completed a run-through of it.

I wish that people (well, companies) would stop putting sucralose (artificial sugar, brand name Splenda) in non-diet foods or, rather, would more obviously label it. Its just randomly in everything…Mostly it just really annoys me in things like

I was helping my mom set up her new computer to the network and she activated my homegroup, which I use to share videos and whatnot with the PS3, so I can watch stuff on TV. I then noticed I could access all her libraries on my PC and went into extreme

So I bring in my dogs’ water dish from outside. As I’m in the process of putting it in the sink, something brushes along my hand and falls into the sink. I jump, reflexively, thinking its a spider because I always think its a spider. Reassure

So I ended up buying that shirt I was trying not to buy this morning after all I’m sure you were all dying to know

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

room42: Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.~Quentin Crisp

beautycums: helloporncinemax: degradethisbimbo: I’ll be your anal alarm clock. This is the first thing that happens to me every morning. 18+ BEAUTYCUMS - 18+ Well no, the first thing would probably be a douche otherwise you’ll end up with shitty

meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

organicandhappy: Best thing that happened to me yesterday 🙌😋 this is going to be breakfast fuel for a few days! #whatveganseat

lilinas: The best thing that happened to me today was when I accidentally typed “fick” and I could hear my autocorrect struggling to decide which way to go. It chose “dick.” I almost didn’t have the heart to tell it it was wrong.

meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

I miss my husband so much😩 I want to tell him every good thing that happens to me but I can’t. I can’t wait til he goes on leave

sometimes I forget how much my last relationship fucked me up until I do some shit to get a woman to fuck me or feed my sexual desires and then pretend like she never existed. Essentially the same thing that happened to me, but I don’t pretend like

handsomedogs: Hi! This is Charlie, in this picture hes about 3 months old. He finally learned how to sit still so that mommy can make a nice picture. He’s a dachshund/chihuahua cross and one of the best things that happened to me in a long time.

weloveyoujeff: “I have notebooks everywhere I go. I’m always day dreaming. Or things that happen to me… It’s just about being alive, my songs. It’s about the voice carrying much more information than words do.” — Jeff Buckley (via jeffbuckleyforever)

uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

pissfreak: the most confusing thing that happens to me at work is customers…gendering drinks?? a woman ordered a java chip frappuccino for her husband and was like “haha its a girly drink for a guy right” and then that same day some guy ordered

infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

at the old black guy that said "HAIL MARY" with a wink as I walked into my office, that was about the 6th bad thing that happened to me today. #done

meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

mysoulisworn-myspiritistorn: fugazm: Bob Sweeney: “There was a moment..like this. when I used to blame everything and everyone… for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody.

pissfreak: the most confusing thing that happens to me at work is customers…gendering drinks?? a woman ordered a java chip frappuccino for her husband and was like “haha its a girly drink for a guy right” and then that same day some guy ordered

meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

luanlegacy: The best thing that happened to me in 2012 was meeting this boy (@tronglegacy). I hope 2013 will have a lot of great things in store for us. <3

fohk: “There was a moment, when I used to blame everything and everyone for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I

dana-duchovny:Idk if this is a positive thing or not, but one thing that happened to me since I first watched OFMD is that I am no longer satisfied by the queerbaity will they-won’t they shit that happens in most of the media I consume. I’ve been

piratequaintrelle: Bob Sweeney: There was a moment..like this. when I used to blame everything and everyone… for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people,

piratequaintrelle: Bob Sweeney: There was a moment..like this. when I used to blame everything and everyone… for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people,

sayomiku: In 2014, I wrote down every good thing that happened to me on a piece of paper, folded it up, and put it into this jar. Now, in 2015, I will read these notes and see that many good things happened me last year. This really puts things into

piratequaintrelle: Bob Sweeney: There was a moment..like this. when I used to blame everything and everyone… for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people,

world-of-asian-beauties: 💕 @itsjenningu 💕 Every bad thing that happens to me is a direct result of leaving my bed… so I have decided to NEVER leave my LULL mattress ever again ❤️ Hibernation Mode in full effect🐻 Use my link https://lull.com/jngu

meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

pissfreak: the most confusing thing that happens to me at work is customers…gendering drinks?? a woman ordered a java chip frappuccino for her husband and was like “haha its a girly drink for a guy right” and then that same day some guy ordered

piratequaintrelle: Bob Sweeney: There was a moment..like this. when I used to blame everything and everyone… for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people,

disorderthoughts: ptsd: there are some things that happened to me that nobody else will ever know I will continue to live with the memory forever and remember forever and die inside forever

meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

sad-blowjob7: 7 months later I can’t decide if you’re the best Thing that happened to me or The worst? I want to be back in your arms but I don’t want you to touch my skin I want to kiss you with my eyes but I don’t want to see your

The best thing that happened to me in 2017 was when I decided to let go and walk away from lower vibrational environments/people and embark on a new journey of self-love and healing. My life has been golden ever since.

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